Also reported surviving is the Enterprise’s science officer, Commander Spock of Vulcan. Spock, who is half-Vulcan and half-human, is believed to have survived because of the chemical composition of his blood, which is copper-based, the nature of which was inherited from his father, Ambassador Sarek of Vulcan.
Spock is unavailable for comment at this time. Due to the nature of his injuries, he is currently admitted to the Yorktown’s sickbay, where he lies in an unexplainable trance, unresponsive to all efforts to wake him. A specialist in Vulcan physiology has been called in to consult.
Boss Hogg was not the mayor of Hazzard County. Daisy rarely rode in the same car as Bo & Luke, as she did not wish either to intuit that she was fucking the other behind his back, as well as Cooter behind both their backs, and – on rare occasions for reasons to dark to discuss here – Lulu Hogg. The OP is arrant nonsense.
Yeah but I don’t care what you think Skald…its the humour contained within Dingus.
Skald the Short Version. (Note the following story is based on a true story but only the name of the chimp and the goose have been omitted to protect their identities).
“By Zeus” said a wimpy bald man by the name of Skald.
“Some how I’ve misplaced my balls…”
Zeus looked down and scorned “Who Was That!”
“Thought I stood on the neighbours cat.”
And so with that Skald was zapped by Zeus.
which turned him into a wimpy goose…
Now Skald the Wimp has to pimp his chimp
to make his bread 'cause his wrist is limp.
Cheers Mate. Yeah he is a bit of an embarrassment isn’t he. Just ignore him, he won’t go away unfortunately, but just laugh at him from a distance. That’s what me and all my mates do over here in Australia.
A young, blonde ingenue is called by mythic forces to combat vampires and demons. But, seeing as vampires and demons aren’t real, it was all in her head. She’s now a permanent resident of a psychiatric ward in Los Angeles.
I have issued a warning for personal insults for this post:
I did not issue a second warning for this one, though I could have.
I recommend that you dial back your hearty Aussie shtick quite a bit, Dennis Arthur PERRETT. Racking up a bunch of warnings quickly is a common route to banning around here.
Scene – exterior of Xanadu, Charles Foster Kane’s palatial mansion. Camera goes into Kane’s bedroom, where the Great Man lies dying in his bed, a snowglobe clutched in his hands. Close-up of his lips, as he pronounces the words:
Jerry: Here we have Aneesha and her boyfriend Jimmy. Aneesha claims that Jimmy won’t admit to being her baby daddy because she’s a slut. Let’s hear what Jimmy has to say first.
Jimmy: The hell? We’ve been trying to have a baby for months and she only had one boyfriend before me two years ago!
Aneesha: You remember that time we were watching “Punk’d” and you thought it’d be funny as hell if someone pulled a prank on you?