A magnificent one I’ve just remembered, from Clive James describing an attractive but less than smart female
“ She didn’t have a lot upstairs but, my God, what a staircase!”
He has the mental capacity of a soap dish.
My ex’s mother used to be found of saying to him, often:
“If shoes were clues, you’d be barefoot.”
I’ve seen a picture of one of those in a sports equipment catalog for children. (I’m guessing like PE supplies.) It apparently snaps back into the ball after release.
…as a sack of wet mice.
“Dumb as a sack of carrots”
“The cheese done slid off his cracker.”
Phosphor, please do not revive old threads like this. Either start a new thread and, if you must, provide a link to the thread you are continuing.
lockdown.