Stapling my finger this morning goes to the top of the list. OUCH.
Stomping on a discarded ribena carton (a childhood pastime) in a busy shopping street.
Spluuurge… ribena everywhere.
Filling up the coffeemaker, then forgetting to turn it on.
I have to buy “clicky” pens whenever possible. I can’t be trusted with pens with caps. Invariably I’ll hold the cap in my teeth when writing then forget and write on my face. :smack:
Definitely superglued my finger to my nose, once.
Well, okay… twice.
Early in the morning, when I haven’t yet had my first cup of coffee, I have returned cereal to the refrigerator and milk to the cupboard.
The action fits the username. 
Open my mouth and let words come out.
Same for me, followed many times by sudden, brutal unemployment.
Changing my toddler while half asleep, and putting his pants back on without putting the new diaper on first. Do not ask me about the next morning. :smack:
Filled the coffeemaker and turned it on. 
Forgot to put the carafe back in place. :smack: :smack: :smack:
Thank Og for Clorox and paper towels. And I only lost about 2 cups.
Before taking a nice, long, hot bath after a very stressful, overtime-filled work week (where I did physical labour, piling heavy boxes onto pallets to be shipped). I decided I should wash my hair first, so I could wrap it, turban-style, in a towel and relax.
I was so tired. So sore.
I walked over to the sink to wash my hair with the little hose thingy.
It was hours later, when my hair dried, that I noticed it was… very dry. Very dry-looking, dry feeling… and lemony fresh.
I’d washed my hair with Sunlight.
Running dishwater at work, then heading out to the bar promising myself I’ll remember to come back in a few minutes. I never remember, and it always makes a huge mess. Thanks to co-workers who have learned of my forgetfulness, though, this hasn’t happened too terribly many times (47 isn’t a lot, right?).
sigh and upon reviewing some of my posts to make sure all links I provided were working properly, occasionally a dumb thing I do without thinking is starting threads with pictures that don’t match what I’m talking about. Such as this one. (There was supposed to be a recent picture of my amaryllis linked, but instead, I linked to a picture of my Super Pickle. No, it’s nothing naughty.)
:smack:
I thought it was entirely intentional at first, until I could find a “No, seriously, here’s the real link”… Hilarious mistake, if you ask me.
Do you have any idea how much laughing that hard hurts?
Oh my goodness! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!
Thank you for that!
Well, the saddest part of all, as you can see for yourselves in this thread, is that it’s not the first time this has happened.
Both unintentional. The pickle one happened because the files were listed one on top of the other, and I copied the wrong code, not even looking at the damn thing. I was very, very tired. The cat one happened because I thought I knew the name of the file I was linking to, and so typed it in manually (one was named “poke2” and the other was named “pokemon”. I didn’t even scan the names, I just remembered I had a file named “poke2”, therefore it must be the pokemon one… sigh).
I am so smart. S-M-R-T. [/homer]