This evening I went into the bath room to wash my hands. (I had just been up to the barn to retrieve a drop light, so I was dusty).
I turned the water on and wet my hands … as I absentmindedly glanced in the mirror I reached to put soap on … however as I looked down, to my amazement …
Instead of soap, I had squirted TOOTHPASTE into the palm of my hand.
Y’all may make fun of me now.