My favorite -
‘Not the crispiest chip in the bag’;
Bag of hammers (as opposed to sack of hammers)
That boy has 2 and a half brain cells…
…and that half cell is dead!
{I think from Foghorn Leghorn}
I think it’s a corruption of “Lower than whale shit” as in “I was feelin’ lower’n whale shit as I watched her walk off arm-in-arm with my best friend.”
Thanks to this, I submit:
"Dumber than a goalie on a dart team "
as a new “dumber’n”
That reminds me…
He’s on the olympic javelin catching team.
Having put about 30 frogs in a box once, I can testify that this is indeed, very dumb.
Surprisingly, pretty gay, too. Notthatthere’sanythingwrongwiththat.
If there was a parallel universe you’d be dumber than than your parallel.
I take it it’s not your turn to use the family brain cell today.
Dumb as a bag of hammers with “duh” branded on the handle.
I LOVE that! Yet another great quote I will glean and use at the next opportunity.
Another one from someone on this board: “dumber’n a bag o’ dicks”
One can short of a six-pack
And, really, just a dumbass.
Another from Foghorn Leghorn: “That boy’s like Paul Revere’s ride–a little light in the belfry.”
“Ass-faced baboon with less sense than god gave a rake” usually gets my point accross.
I tell people.
It’s not my job to make you look stupid, it’s just my job to point and laugh!
“A few fries short of a Happy Meal” is a favorite.
My husband once described a girl as “as dumb as a really dumb rock.” That cracked me up to no end. He’s a writer, but he simply had no words for this particular level of dumb.
I generally prefer the “Not the blankest blank in the blank” construction. My favorite is probably “Not the swiftest deer in the forest.”
I love that! “Sled tracks” aren’t even a THING, they’re — an indentation, a void, and absence of snow with snow all around!
I know, I know, I’m over-thinking it again.
My grandmother’s favorite: Dumber than the south end of a northbound horse. It made me feel stupid just to have to think it out.
What am I, chopped liver?
Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Unappetizing Dish
Not the brightest bulb in the hall, we like.
I also like, “Are you naturally that stupid or did you take classes and win an award?”