Nervous as the witch at the auto de fe. Used that a few times in college.
Slicker than snake shit and deeper than whale shit.
Regards,
Shodan
(someone is hurt or complaining) Just rub some dirt on it and walk it off.
It’s so dry the trees are bribing the dogs.
If he were twice as smart, he would be a half-wit.
So confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his behind.
(same difference) Six of one, half dozen of another.
(stupid idea / you’re lying) That dog won’t hunt.
(surprise) Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.
Slap my ass and call me Sally.
The ass crack of dawn.
(admiration of testicular fortitude) You got some serious onions.
Can’t never could do nothing.
I feel like a sack full of assholes, with the good ones picked out.
Dumb as an anvil.
Bright as a penny.
Fine as paint.
So dumb that he thinks the Mexican border pays rent.
So dumb he thinks Wade Boggs is how you get across the river.