I saw an utterly bewildering novelty plate (not an actual DMV one, one of the ‘meaningless’ front ones) the other day. At Wal-Mart, on a pickup truck, of course. It was exactly this design, with added big, bold blue letters across the bottom. It said…
Guatemala.
I know a science teacher with an excellent plate: C6H12O6. 
Jesus Reigns, perhaps?
Not that I’ll ever buy a Ferrari, but if I do my vanity plate will be:
CMPNS8N
Saddest personalized license plate I’ve ever seen was CHMOD 777.
I can just see the horny UNIX geek (redundant?) driving around with that one thinking he’s all bad-ass: “Oh yeah. All access, baby!”
Hmm, my first thought was “Jesus Christ - Reigns” but I dunno.
Reminds me of the Corvette I’ve seen around my neighborhood with the license plate “Y2K COR.” Was 2000 a special year for Corvettes or something?
About a year ago I saw an expensive-looking sports car with the license plate “PRE NUP.” I thought it was tacky.
Um…I still don’t get what DEEP 13 means?
Just to add a license plate…I saw a Corvette with DZBLOND
Car and Driver had one that said NVWSSV. I think that’s pretty clever.
A less common, but still occasionally seen, plate is ID10T. When I see them I think that they’re military guys because the ID10T form is a pretty old military joke.
It’s reference to Mystery Science Theater 3000. It’s the name of the place where the evil scientists operated. It was located in the 13th sub-basement of Gizmonics Institute.
http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/televisiontvthemelyrics-80s90s/mysterysciencetheater3000.htmYou poor deprived child.
{Note: link disabled because a couple of people reported that the site in question tried to give them a virus, spyware, and other net nasties. C&P the site in question at your own risk. Lynn}
Then you’re probably not a fan of the television show Mystery Science Theater 3000. Hey, there’s a license plate-MST3KFN.
My dad knew a fellow mortician with the plate EMBALMD.
The best suggestion I ever heard came from a stand up commedian: PMS666
There’s a 2000 VW Beetle around here with the license plate Y2K BUG. I think that’s clever.
Some guy in town has a Cadillac with a plate that says WEALTHY. Whether he means it in a spiritual or a materialistic sense, I think he’s a jackass either way.
There’s a yellow car here in town with plates reading YELLOW.
My dad got a special plate for his Porsche: XNTRIX.
Kinda clever. Except–
He then named his boat XNTRIX2.
And I think there’s a motorcycle, XNTRIX3.
Which means, I guess, that the dog is XNTRIX6, the riding mower is XNTRIX12, and his battery-powered vibrating toothbrush is XNTRIX37.
And I hear he was trying to talk his latest wife into an ass tattoo…
A programmer coworker of mind has 2B OR D4, which is a programming logic joke, as D4 is the logical NOT of 2B.
The kids of a VP at an ex-employer got him GODSMRC for Good Old Dads Mercedes. He got rid of it, though. He had a big ego, but didn’t want other motorists to think he thought he was God.
There’s a rather nice sporty type car somewhere in town here that has the plate THXDAD. I think that’s kinda cute.
And I can’t remember if I saw or just heard of a fancy-ass car with the plate WAS HIS.
I have seen WAY too many variations of IM A QT, though. Oddly, it seems to me that the drivers never are.
I saw one one a really hot sports car like a stingray or something with the plate ASK GOD. all this time I have been asking for world peace etc when I could have been asking for a hot car.
A friend of mine used to have this: LCNSEPL8
I thought it was funny. Sadly, it is no longer. He got a normal one on the next car.
I saw one in Texas in 1984 that read 6UL DV8
