Dancing w/ the Stars being a contest, theoretically the stars want to be successful in order to win moola for their charity. But who should never even try? Who lacks the grace or focus or public interest to ever score a single vote?
My choices:
Robin Williams - his partner would strangle him w/ a length of fake plant trunk from the studio and hide his body in the rafters to fall on Tom Bergeron at a key moment.
Rachael Ray - she’d giggle and stand in one place until being abandoned.
John Sununu - it wouldn’t even have trainwreck appeal, no one would tune in to see the guy who used gov’t helicopters for personal trips flail around in spats.
lady gaga, chelsea handler, and monique. that’s also quite the lineup for kill/fuck/marry
Betty White. I’m probably gonna take some flak for that one 
John Sergeant
Ann Widdecombe
Oh, wait…
You mean today Betty White, right, not 60 years ago Betty White? I bet she danced her ASS off in her prime, people knew how to dance then.
Now she’d snap like the brittle bunch of twigs she is.
Adam Sandler (but he would get votes).
Gilbert Gottfried.
Robert Irvine’s new show-Dancing:Impossible
Pat and Gina Neely-Would probably do each other on camera.
Gut Fieri-I didn’t know you can wear board shorts with a tux.
Dance partner-Anne Burrell
I’d actually like to see Lady Gag on DWTS, so i could watch her fall on her a$$
Your dollar signs reminded me to nominate:
Ke$ha