Remind me again, you complete fucking moron, how many jetliners Eminem and his fans have crashed into crowded buildings? What’s that you say, you idiotic, porcupine-felching cumbubble? Zero? Oh. So you just don’t like his music and you don’t like the fact that children use words like “bitch” and “ho” and “fuck” (you’re doing it all for the CHILDREN, right? The sweet, innocent little youths of America! What a martyr you are! People don’t deserve rights when there are CHILDREN to protect!) and you have to use the deaths of thousands of innocents to make your opinions seem valid? Well here’s a quote from an artist whom you also probably detest, W. Axl Rose: “Do you think anyone with an IQ over 15 is gonna believe your shit, fuckhead?”
Ironically, I bet Al Qaeda would love more than anyone (including you, you pompous pineapple-crammer) to see that infidel Marshall Mathers, with his promotion of promiscuous sex and drugs, executed in the public square. Well, what are you waiting for, Bill? Save the youth of America from such moral degradation. Become a true martyr for your cause and go blow yourself up surrounded by a thousand Eminem albums. It’d make a great statement, and I’m sure nobody would miss you.
For the use of disgusting hyperbole which exploits the memory of the victims of September 11th to support your own hypermoral, “holier-than-thou” stance, you, Bill O’Reilly, are my number one pick for BIGGEST MOTHERFUCKING PUTRID SCUMBAG SPARROW-FISTING DOUCHE IN AMERICA award.
P.S. Kiss my goddamn ass. I don’t even listen to Eminem (much). Also, this is my first rant and I’m not sorry if it sucks.
Damn it! I missed one, probably more than one, but I ain’t going to check again. Sub in there an LSD reference or something. Point is, people have been saying this shit for years, and I suppose they will continue to do so into infinity. There should be a journalism degree for writing op-eds re the way that ‘modern’ music is destroying society. Weren’t there riots at the premier of Stravinsky’s Firebird Suite too?
O’Reilly has also been accusing the ACLU of “terrorism” because they oppose religious displays in public schools. O’Reilly was never much more than shallow demagogue to begin with, but he now seems to have gotten the idea that he is some sort of important and respected voice in America. If would just admit that he is a right-wing zealot, i would have a lot more respect for him, but his increasingly laughable pretense of objectivity is now just getting insulting. Words cannot express the depths of my loathing for this guy.
You missed one? You missed one? As in you went in, changed certain key words so that it sounded like it was written 35 years ago, purposely tried to convince us that it was a legitimate article from back then, and then used it as proof that “people have been saying this shit for years”
Pardon me if I remain a bit skeptical of your posts from now on.
Ender24, I don’t think that Rhum Runner was trying to deceive anybody, it looked to me like he was just rhetorically changing a few words in O’Reilly’s idiotic rant to show that it was comparable to the anti-rock-and-roll screeds of the 60’.
I’ve got a long scroll of nominees for this position: the President; the Mayor of Albuquerque; anyone in leadership at Enron (with the exception of the brave whistleblower); John Ashcroft; the embezzling kleptomaniacs at Los Alamos Labs (who make the crooked CEO’s look like Boy Scouts); the 3 Stooges-emulating folks who design road construction in New Mexico; anyone whose car alarm goes off falsely; anyone who leaves their infant to die of heatstroke in a parked car and then whines “I forgot!”:mad:
No, you’re not being whooshed. I will admit that I was but I had never actually read the link in the OP so I had nothing to compare the parody to.
“Point is, people have been saying this shit for years, and I suppose they will continue to do so into infinity.”
And MY point is, Rhum Runner, if people have been saying this shit for years it should be pretty easy to find an actual article that says what you’re claiming. You can’t just make things up and then use that fabrication to prove your argument.
