Early New Years oaths, get your regrets in now before they expire.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I vow to probably never skip sleeping, take hallucenogens, watch cerial killer movies (Rented one and then there were two on tv and they were engrossing. Blame the directors.), eat cinnibon, kick myself yet again for not sending that important ESP message to Geanine Gerofolio<SP> to fall in love with me, reply to E-Mails from nice strangers, post on this board on Christmas Eve for at least one year.

Ugh. someone shoot me now, I’m done. And I have to work tomorrow!

I will also not spend one more minute per day on self pity than I do on spell checking.

2

I vow to never be a spelling Nazi.

But man, it’s Janeane Garofalo.

It’s no wonder she’s not in love with you yet. You screwed her name up so bad your ESP messages were probably going to some blue-haired-Large-Marge-truck-drivin’-woman from Assboink, Idaho.

Now try again, and I hope you have better luck in the New Year! :smiley:

3

I vow once again not to drink Windex straight from the bottle.

4

I vow to stop stabbing spelling-challenged people to death, using their spleens in stir-frys, and burying the dismembered remains in my crawlspace.

Honest. :slight_smile:

5

Why, the same wish I have every New Years, Pinky!
To lose this goddamned excess tire!!
::sitting at the computer with a box of Bremner wafers and a log of Kaukauna cheese:: :rolleyes: