Eat like snake!

New Burgerking Commercial.

(Link to Youtube video.)

I don’t know whether to think it’s awesome…or very disturbing… :confused: :eek:

Oh yeah, that’s some good, old-fashioned nightmare fuel.

What.

The Fuck.

Was that?

:eek:

(I miss so many commercials by never watching live television!)

Burger King has a bit of a…reputation.

Wake up with the King.

WTH is that?!!!

“Eat like snake”? Why? Why should anyone try to shove a whole burger down their throats? What about those of us with normally functioning jaws? And why did the guy who wanted the burger feel compelled to go into herp mode?
None of it makes any sense. That commercial with the guy who wakes up to find the Burger King in bed with him is almost as weird. If I woke up to find some freaky-ass plastic guy in my bed, I’d be calling the cops, no matter what the hell food he offered.

That’s great! I know I’m going to be singing Eeeeeat . . . eat like ssssnake! for the next couple of days. Best part was right after he dropped to the ground he glared at the burger.

I think this may be conclusive proof that advertising agencies do NOT drug test their employees. And if I see someone slithering across the floor towards my sandwich, I’ll hit him with a stick.

I am sick and tired of these motherfuckin’ weird-ass Asian guys who can unhinge their jaws in this motherfuckin’ fast-food restaurant!

Um… his chin… can pass through solid table! AMAZING this Japanese technology!

I enjoyed the fact that not only did he eat like snake, but he also moved liek snake to get into the proper position to eat like snake.

That guy is the most attractive person I’ve ever seen on television.