If I took my dog for a walk outside and he pooped, would I be legally allowed to pick it up and eat it?
Looks legal to me
I am very antisocial and I want to put myself in a situation where a lot of people call the police on me even though I am not breaking any law, although I doubt I could actually go through with this…
Then you are just not antisocial enough.
Sounds like a reasonable course of action.
Not a sound plan, I would invite you to eat any dog crap you found in my yard and not call the police.
Moderator Note
copperwindow, you’ve been warned previously for trolling. This and your previous thread on eating insects make me think you might be getting back into bad habits. I’m closing this. Don’t start threads unless they are serious questions.
Colibri
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