Eavesdropping for Fun

Something I overheard early this morning while waiting at the elevator:

“You’re very observant.”

“Huh?”

“I said, you’re very observant.”

“What’d you say?”

The second person wasn’t being coy, he appeared genuinely confused.

Have I got a website for you - Overheard everywhere. People say some crazy shit, man.

I wonder what people think when they hear my conversations. At least the half they can her on the phone.