Don’t know what to get for that pathetic loser in your life? How about a framed “Backstreet Boys” dollar bill? http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=226680184 (be sure to read the description) and check out the snazzy framing job! you can still see the cheesy plastic envelope the bill is stuffed into!
It just figgures that all this cool stuF would come along, right after I blew my whole budget on a pair of Johnny Rotten’s underwear, with a stain that looks like Elvis.
Want to bore someone to tears? You can buy someone’s old 1950 refrigerator manual http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=228098867
*This 1950 Westinghouse refrigerators book is really nice. 49 pages long. It has a small crease on the upper right corner. No torn, missing, or marked pages. In very nice condition. Black and white photos. Shows how to store your food, has recipes, how to care for you refrigerator, and more. *
Not to mention Ebay is going to be closed friday night. They dont want everyone to call in and see if they are online, so they choose to be offline. Weird logic but remember they get several hundred thousand new auctions daily.
Far, far too much time on your hands. Though I think I have an ex-girlfriend who could use that penis door pull, for other uses than screwing it into a door. She’d probably LIKE the flange bolted to the tip.
NOW we’re going to have mass slaughter of the Raccoons to rip off their little pricks in order to make them into earrings and soon, they’ll be on the endangered species list, and groups will arise to protest the slaughter of the innocents and hunters will stand on their rights to blow them into bits of fur and legislation will be passed and millions spent and a thriving black market in ‘Coon Pricks’ will arise and before long China will start exporting illegal pricks (like they already haven’t), and Green Peace will protest the harvesting of the pricks and a Save the ‘Coon Pricks’ movement will arise and more money will be spent and, (WHEW!) all in all it will become a big mess.
