Now, not that I’m saying nothin’ or nothin’, but is it me, or is Ed Zotti, our fearless and feckless Editor of The Straight Dope a DNA-perfect match to Tobey Macguire, star of Spider-Man ???
I mean. Please. They NEVER appear at the same parties. LOOK. Just look.
Sure would explain a lot…
C’mon. 
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