Ed Zotti: Separated At Birth?

Now, not that I’m saying nothin’ or nothin’, but is it me, or is Ed Zotti, our fearless and feckless Editor of The Straight Dope a DNA-perfect match to Tobey Macguire, star of Spider-Man ???

I mean. Please. They NEVER appear at the same parties. LOOK. Just look.

Sure would explain a lot…

C’mon. :smiley: