I was googling “Ed Zotti” for the latest news on the Main Man, and I ran across this Zotti! Wow! I want her for a Professor!
Maybe she’s Ed’s alter ego, or perhaps he had a sex change.
Still want her?
Not Zotti, but close: Ziti.
It’d be good with a nice bolognese sauce!
Ed with a mangina? Sorry, that doesn’t work for me.
Is it just me, or are those the happiest students you’ve seen in ages?

Well… they are organic chemistry students.
It’s Snow White and the Seven Dorks!
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Heh.
And they’re in Liverpool. They’ve probably just been out joyriding.
(Joke, joke…)
Combine Ed Zotti with organic chemistry and you get Zooti.