Mull: What an ugly turn of events.
Do you think Ed might consider this thread for the theadspotters feature?..no?.. I don’t think so either.
Shit, ya’ll just need to come down to my house for a big assed glass of iced tea and some red beans. It’ll settle your bowels.
They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breakin’ Out
Yours truly,
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I completely understand. I wanna go too!
The Turtle Moves
Coldfire, you’re the shit…ya fuckin’ dirty bastard! 
Just make yourself comfy while I shoot nuclear particles into your heart.
“You can be smart or pleasant. For years I was smart.
I recommend pleasant.”
Elwood P. Dowd
Goldie pretty much summed up what I found offensive about Ed’s dig at kelli.
His response without that was a much welcomed, and unexpected light- heartedness. But, with that,it sent a message to NOT post your intimate details here, lest they come boomeranging back with a razored edge. That’s part of the course when you post your intimate details for all to see, but when the Head Honcho singles someone out in that position, it doesn’t make it very comfortable.
Perhaps I am misunderstanding the meaning of Ed’s post. If so, please clarify: “Suddenly, it all made sense…” The benefit of my doubt hangs on this.
I personally don’t see anything insulting at all. My feeling is that he didn’t want to assume that lover=boyfriend which it does not. Secondly, I’ve lamented many times when a woman would go down on me and been none the worse for wear. I fail to see any connection between a lack of receiving oral sex and a negative attitude!?!
So since we’re in the pit and I rarely post here so I don’t often have the opportunity to say things like this and I really don’t want to waste it, “Shut the fuck up all of you. Bastards.”
One last thing, I’ve never had anyone say a single bad thing about me member or moderator. I guess that’s because I don’t have my panties in a big fat wad stuck way up my ass.
Since we’re in the pit, I’d just like to say…
Ed, buddy,
Go get the biggest stick you can find and have at it. Time to thin the heard. I’m with ya, hell, I’m begging ya…
Wisdom is the boobie prize,they give you when you’ve been --unwise!
Tossing my two shiny copper coins in …
Well, yeah. But I’d say the ‘offender’ has the right to dismiss the laments of the ‘offendee’ in the case of an extreme overreaction such as this one.
You post about the quality and quantity or lack thereof of the oral sex you’re receiving, then put the back of your hand to your forehead when someone comments on it? Isn’t the purpose of a message board for people to react to other people’s comments?
And the idea that EZ insinuated she was a lesbian is asinine.
That said, I think kellibelli would have been perfectly within her rights to fire back a zinger at Mr. Z. And if that caused him to start the “first warning” stuff on her after she did, I’d be critical of that, too.
“We are here for this – to make mistakes and to correct ourselves, to withstand the blows and to hand them out.” Primo Levi
Inertia said:
Well… Not to your face, anyway.
(Note to all: I know I can say this to Inertia without fear of him getting upset because I have met him and know he has a sense of humor.)
And how does that imply that Kelli’s overreacting to anything, or in a bad mood, or acting or feeling in any certain way? A couple hundred people post “laments”, complaints and comments about their boyfriends/girlfriends/lovers/sex lives in MPSIMS, then in the next thread post a joke and in the next one post the best thing that happened to them that day, and then something stupid they did as a kid in yet another. The man made a joke about a prominent MPSIMS subject, using the name of a prominent MPSIMS poster.
Just thought it was inappropriate to leave this thread hanging at 69 posts too long.
Since this finally got moved to the pit, does that mean this is the proper forum to say: “JEEZ, WILL YOU PEOPLE GET A FUCKING GRIP ON REALITY??? IT WAS A FUCKING HARMLESS NOTHING STUPID COMMENT! GET A FUCKING LIFE! NOTHING PISSES ME OFF MORE THAN FUCKING CRYBABY IDIOTS WHO SEEK OUT OPPORTUNITIES TO BE OFFENDED AND PRACTICE ‘VICTIMY’ (yes, I made up that word. what of it? strangely appropriate, ¿que no?), BECAUSE IT DOES NOTHING BUT STIFLE COMMUNICATION AND THE FRIENDLY SENSE OF COMMUNITY THAT WE HAVE ON THIS BOARD. NOT TO MENTION MAKING THE REST OF US ABANDON THE IDEA THAT YOU WERE PRETTY COOL IN FAVOR OF THE IDEA THAT YOU’RE COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS!!!”?
Moderator: Be sure and let me know if that’s ok, because if it’s not acceptable I surely won’t say it. I’d really, really hate to say anything that might cause some feeble-minded poster to take inordinate offense and dedicate an entire thread to flaming me.
If it’s not the correct forum for a statement of the form “QUIT YOUR FUCKING CRYING AND FIND SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO BITCH ABOUT!!!” then I’d like to say “H@Ÿ, +h15 ‡z A pReTt¥ K3wL b0aRd, 1+ |<1ckZ a§s! oP m3 Ð00dz!” instead.
Thanks for your time, be sure and vote for me this November.
OK, gang, fun’s fun, but it’s time to 'fess up.
Kelli and I have been putting you on.
Had you fooled, didn’t we? Don’t feel bad, we fool everybody. Kelli is actually a dangerously smart woman with firm sense of self and a mischievous sense of humor. Sometimes, however, she likes to pretend she’s a total airhead. Yesterday she says to me, “Ed, let’s have a little fun. Here’s my idea. People know we’ve been teasing back and forth. You post some mildly insulting remark, and I’ll pretend to go absolutely batshit. I’ll post this ultimatum saying if you don’t apologize by such-and-such time, I’ll file a complaint with your bosses, the human rights commission, and the World Court. What do you bet I get every self-righteous screwball on the SDMB rising in my defense? It’ll be a riot.”
I have to admit, I didn’t think she could pull it off. But she did. You read the OP, you think, this woman doesn’t have the sense of humor God gave a goat. Baloney. It’s all a put-on. She’s laughing her head off.
Come on, Kell, tell 'em.
Bastards! The both of you! Grrr…
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
Either that message is true or its not. Either way, it’s GREAT!
Since I was viewing this as in an “Ed didn’t do a bad thing, leave him alone”, I guess that means I don’t fall into the self-righteous screwball group.
Although, I think that means I do fall into the gullibly naive group.
Thanks, now I have to give a presentation today with that hanging over my head.
Again very nice Ed…
You managed to insult anyone who came do my defense, ensuring they wont do that again.
You are out of your mind. You really need to get to a doctor.
This is not an apology ed. Although I do appreciate the way you left it open for me to laugh at all my friends, and at the same time silence those who are slamming me.
I have to admit I was tempted Ed, I hate it when people are mad at me, and I could have made it all go away by playing along.
Forget it.
Please unregister me as soon as possible.
The director of this asylum is crazier than the inmates.
HINT TO ALL POSTERS: To avoid coming to this place, you don’t have to be “unregistered.” You can simply NOT click on this site.
To my pal, Satan: Sorry, I forgot you were going thru nicotine withdrawal. My apologies, though I speaketh the truth.
Seriously, I haven’t seen such a display of misguided passion and anger over such a ridiculous issue…well, since Woody Harrelson’s “Save the Hemp” campaign.
Speaking of weed, we could ALL use some here in the pit. Ed?
Lisa
Oh well, Ed tried to let her off gracefully for blowing a crass remark in the BBQ Pit all out of proportion. I guess that when someone is bound and determined to find fault with someone or something else, fault will be found, real or imagined. She has been doing nothing lately but play the martyr, which is something she will continue to do to an excess on another board.
Eagles may soar free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
er, Slythe, the OP was in MPSIMS, not the pit.
PUN