A travelling brothel came down from the North,
Twas privately run for the Tsar,
Who wagered a hundred no-one could outshag.
Count Ivan Skavinsky Skavar.
And ever since I meet this man
My life is not the same,
And Nicolai Ivanovich Lobachevsky is his name!
…but remember please, always to call it research. 
Somehow, I don’t know why, I’m reminded that I have a friend in Minsk…
If I ever open a jewellery shop, I’m calling it that.
What, your business will be called “The Store of O”?
Well really, that’s all I’m doing on those Web sites with all the beautiful young Russian women!
In Soviet Russia, keyboard ËÈÊÂÈÄÀÖÈß ÞÂÅËÈÐÍÎÃÎ ÌÀÃÀÇÈÍÀs you!
I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your mailing list.
Yes, I know that it’s off subject, but I REALLY like the comment about the LIKE button. Hey, mods. Can you talk to the boss about this?
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How DARE you post something off-subject in this thread? You’re on double-secret probation now!
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You better be right or I’m going to have a hard time explaining that giant butterfly pins through the Levinowitz family. Two more and I’ll have the complete set.
Bull Moose Candidate - Teddy Roosevelt
Bullshit About Moose Candidate - Sarah Palin
Thank you! I’ve always had trouble figuring out what these guys were singing around the 0:15 mark. It’s so easy to mistake "Íà÷èíàåòñÿ ôèíàëüíàÿ ëèêâèäàöèÿ " for “åáööèíũââÿæøø ûùøæíìê îïøæå”. This really adds a whole new dimension to the music.
I would imagine that somewhere in Russia there’s now one very confused SergGoreliys.
Nah. The OP was probably posted by a bot. The operators of the bot are probably snickering as much as the rest of us.
In Soviet Union, internet posts on you!