Woman, did I say you could put your clothes back on? Get naked and get on my lap right now!
Oh, and happy 1000. I’ll be there soon enough.
::rips off clothes, jumps into Monster104’s lap, facing him:: Hey baby, thanks for coming. How’ve you been?
I will stroke Tasha’s ego, but nothing else. Sorry guys, but she’s not my type. Tasha, you know I love you and I think you are a great poster and a really good friend. You reached 1000 a whole lot faster than I did. ::Gives Tasha big hug:: 
Happy 1000+ !
Spider Woman sneaks into party late; tries to look inconspicuous.
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Damn my timing! I leave for a little while and miss ssskuggiii’s nakedness, which was the entire reason I started this thread 
Come back ssskuggiii! I’ll get naked with you anytime 
Hi, ssskuggiii! Happy 1000th!! <Although I see you’ve been posting a lot today!> Here’s to many more! And, don’t feel the need to get naked for me. 
I’ll just be over here in the corner, in case anyone wants someone who doesn’t have a long line waiting their turn, like the lovely ssskuggiii.
Damn girl! Way to go! Here’s to the next 1000 great posts, and lots of willing men. Neither should be too hard to come up with…(did she say hard? Did she say come? In the same sentence? )
Jessica’s computer network access password wasn’t working today @ school. Ugh. Spider Woman, purplebear and struuter, thanks for coming. Glad you could make it. Well, back to naked time. Whose lap shall I sit in next?
sticks head back in the door
Am I interrupting anything this time?
I don’t think anyone is naked right now. Maybe I should remedy that.
just came to say hi.
staying any longer would corrupt me even more
wince and nod
::jumps into dpr’s lap:: You don’t mind, do you? It’s a little cold in here, and I need someone to warm me up a bit.
OK, I’m back. My lap is empty, any nice looking naked female takers?
Ok, since dpr disappeared, it’s time to sit in xizor’s lap. Can someone turn off the a/c in here? It’s a tid bit nipply in here.
Hey hey xizor!
I’m always game for some lap sitting fun.
::Sit’s on xizor’s lap, wiggling around to get comfy::
Hey, what’s that poking me? ;)
Hey, how rude, you beat me. Now we’re going to have to fight over the warm comfy lap. Or we could share. I get one leg you get the other?
Welcome aboard hypergirl! No, that’s not a dagger in my pocket, I’m just happy to see you
Feel free to get hyper if you like
Just the way I like it!
And although my laps not big enough for 2, I think if we all get real close and hang on to me tight, we’ll do fine.
Hyper is fun. Bouncy bouncy bouncy. Boing!
Well, I’m not much for sharing men. ::WHAP!!! knocks jessica off of xizor’s lap:: Sorry, jess, had to do it. I still need to thank xizor for opening the thread.