:eek: :eek: :eek: excuse me? Did you just “boing”?
She sure did 
But now that you have whapped her from my lap, I’m all yours! Thank away!
Hey, no fair, what about me?
::sits on xizor’s lap, facing him as she usually does, and kisses him:: This one’s for starting a thread for my buddy, Jess, who’s lying on the floor right now. [sorry Jess] ::fidgets a bit, then kisses him again, this time using her tongue:: This one’s for starting an ego stroking thread for me.
So, what would you like for this jewel? It’s worth more than a kiss and me sitting here straddling your lap naked.
Ummm, I don’t think I should answer that in a public thread 
Well, I feel ever so loved down here on the floor all alone. Although, with the right person, this could be made into quite an interesting position. So who wans to join me? I’ll get naked!
Hmm, good answer, but I guess I’ll have to just come up with something to tell you in private then. Btw, do you have AOL or AIM? That might help a little.
No AOL, I have Yahoo messenger, MIRC and Netmeeting if that helps? I could get the hotmail (MSN) messenger thing installed in a jiffy, if that is compatible?
Arg…Ya’ll suck. Well, so do I, but no one is giving me a chance!
Damn there only being one of me!
I thought you told me you were going offline? Pffffffffffffffffffft. 
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*Originally posted by xizor *
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Yeah, it’s all your fault! Why don’t you go recruit more willing men? Or do you not want to share?
Share you or ssskuggiii? You have got to be kidding!
Well you can’t have both of us…at the same time anyway.
Well, um, I think you’re gonna have a little problem if you think you can handle us both at once, sweetie.
True. When you put us together, I think we would give most guys a heart attack. We are just that damn good. 
A guy can dream, can’t he
Hey ssskuggiii, check yer e-mail.
Nothing there. You emailed it wrong or something. ssskuggiii@evilbastards.com
I tried again, it may look like spam but it is from me, the name might be Prince Xizor.
Well, this just got boring. But hey, it’s good for our post counts. Especially since I only have about half who you guys have. Is that why no one loves me?