Who said nobody loves you 
Well you would rather have Tasha sit on your lap than me. Therefore I conclude that you like her better, therefore, she is better, therefore I suck. Therefore no one loves me. So there!
But not a bad way to go…
Well that was just a bit immature. Sowwy.
Working on it, hun. Just got the stuff downloaded, now all I need is some extra crap in there too.
Ok, sweetie, hand over the username.
Ok, so it works. Now back to the main item here.
Let’s see, that would be … YOU!
and me. 
::pokes head in:: (Okay, that was sexually loaded, so sue me.)
Happy 1069th! More fun than 1000, I’d say.
Um, :pokes = Pokes. Back to the debauchery.
Unless, of course, he is diphallic. Or has a very strong tongue.
BTW, skugs, getcher ass on AIM. I got news 4 u.
Is there anything else you would like to poke anywhere else?
Ok, we lost a game that was important for our record tonight, so I’m up for some ego stroking more than other strokes.
OK, Tasha, your are the coolest person in the world to chat with! Plus you are such a huge flirt that you have most men beating their heads against a wall.
Need more ego stroking?
Well, considering my general ability to freely talk about nearly everything tends to freak guys out. Well, at least American guys. 
That and my inability to understand why people are so weirded out by nudity.
not me, you can be naked around me any time you want and I promise I will not get weirded out.
Plus, I find your ability to speak freely on any subject to be enchanting.
Which head? Teehee. Oweee!
Really…
Today I had to explain smegma for the 8 millionth time.