Eight straight, Barack, that's Great!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

My bad poetry tribute.

And now, for a bad Barack haiku:

Kick Hillary’s ass!
My bad Barack Obama!
She sleeps with the fishes.

2

Hillary dillary Dock,
The pig oinked at Barack,
The clock struck ten 10,
She did it again,
Hillary dillary Dock!

3

ALthough I’m from the UK
I think that it is safe to say
That politics equals stress
The whole system’s a mess
And that it doesn’t matter if Barack wins a few small states if Hillary takes Texas + Ohio, plus what about the super-delegates and the chance that Hillary will campaign to count the states where there wasn’t supposed to be a count but she went ahead and left her name on the ballot paper anyway.

4

Hickory dickory dock.
The mouse ran up my cock.

Not much to do with politics
But now I need antibiotics
And with socialised medicine
At least I’d get subsidised amoxicillin.

5

What’s with all the drama?
Just vote for Obama
No need for hating
Just straight up debating
Chips will fall where they may
And 1/20/09 will be a wonderful day!