Election Day Omnibus thread

I know it’s a little bit early but I thought we could all use a laugh before Tuesday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAG37Kw1-aw

This thread is for all things on Election Day Tuesday 11/5/24
Polling
Results
Going ons at your poll
Political discussions around you
And yes, this is a safe place to cry if you need to.

I haven’t logged into SD for over 10 years.

Just wanted to wish you all luck for whatever the next few months brings. I have faith that good will prevail. Please vote !

14 years apparently!

I think we all know where to go for truly in-depth commentary and perspective:

Stranger

Nevada oracle John Ralston has read the EV tea leaves and predicts a 0.3% Harris win. With little confidence, it must be said.

That was awesome. Thanks! :smiley:

Hopefully, I can watch Kornacki online. I don’t have cable, just a phone.
I Love statistics!
He will need coffee, and a nap.

30 hours til Harris routs Trump as expected and we can finally put all this nonsense behind us.

Well if Harris wins, the likelihood of this election being put behind us is approximately zero.

We do know all Trump’s lawsuits will go bust.
As before.

He better get a plane ticket to, where was it?..Argentina?

Venezuela, was what he said.

Election day polls in Guam opened 40 minutes ago.

They have no electoral votes, but Guam’s presidential straw poll has predicted the winner of the popular vote since 1980, according to my link (only since 1984 according to Wikipedia). Results will apparently be available late Tuesday morning, Eastern Standard Time (New York).

Guam is “where America’s day begins” and I guess where the election begins too.

Weird that it is such a reliable prognosticator, I lived there for a couple years and would never have guessed that.

Something of the sort was what I predicted he’d do after 2020.

Sometimes I’m wrong.

– I have a meeting tomorrow night. But as of this late afternoon I’ve got a sudden sore throat.

If I’m too sick to go to the meeting, and/or if the covid test I haven’t taken yet turns up positive, the silver lining (if it is a silver lining) is that I’ll be able to have horrible election jitters here all evening, instead of having to be at a meeting trying to concentrate on something else.

If I do go to the meeting, which is unlikely even if the first test is negative (you’re supposed to take two, and there won’t be time for the second before I’d have to leave) unless I feel entirely fine tomorrow morning, I probably won’t be home till around 9:30 (EST) and it might be later. Polls will have closed a number of places by then.

In any case, I’m glad I’ve already voted.

He wasn’t a convicted felon in 2020, on the verge of being sentenced, and he also didn’t have a slew of other indictments against him as well.

I assume Dixville Notch will be reporting in about 3 hours. I still recall that it went 11-1 for Dewey in 1948. Not much of a bellwether.

The Philadelphia DA has a message for those that might be planning to engage in election shenanigans, and he isn’t mincing words.

Actually, he minced ONE word, but it’s still a strong yet simple message.

I still don’t get where all the confidence is coming from, but I hope beyond hope you are right.

These are my final predictions;

  • Harris will match or exceed Biden’s EV count in 2020
  • Voters who were upset by the comments at Trump’s MSG rally will push her over the top in PA, MI, and (possibly) FL
  • The media will call the race sometime between 8 PM and midnight, Pacific time
  • All attempts by Trump and his team to delay, alter, or nullify this result will be unsuccessful
  • Trump will suffer a physical or mental breakdown by the end of November and be ruled incompetent to stand trial
  • There will be no repeat of 1/6 and Harris will be sworn in without incident
  • JD Vance will attempt to position himself as the new face of maga, but Trump’s cult of personality will not transfer over to him and by 2028 maga will no longer be a significant force in the Republican party

So how do you plan to handle the actual returns coming in, as in - will you be watching? Snacking? Drinking?

Since I’m in Hawai’i, returns from East Coast states will start coming in at a reasonable hour. The joke, but probably serious, comment I’ve been making is, “well, originally I thought I would probably drink steadily (to celebrate or dull the pain as needed) to help me through the election news. But I don’t day drink, and I don’t want to stay tipsy nonstop for days, so I guess that won’t work.”

There’s a meme going around on my social media declaring that we are now going by airport lounge rules……price is no object, calories don’t count, and no one’s going to judge you for drinking beer at 10AM.