Eliminating the apostrophe would improve English

Eliminating the apostrophe would create a small amount of ambiguity in a small number of cases. But we already have ambiguity because a lot of people don’t know what an apostrophe is for.

The meaning is usually very obvious in context, and we already have to determine said meaning when something is spoken. Other than the Trump “rapists” comment, I can’t think of any time such ambiguity has really led to debate. (If you want to rehash that one, there are plenty of other threads.)

So, let’s kick that stupid punctuation to the curb where it belongs.

(But if you come for my Oxford comma, I’ll cry.)

Its’ an interesting idea.

Also, the letter “h.” To ell wit it.

I’m not so sure. I agree many people don’t always use an apostrophe correctly, but I think almost everyone comprehends the meaning when one is used.

How would we understand the following?

That’s his brothers boat?

It is his brother’s boat or his brothers’ boat?

How do you understand it if you hear it?

Hell make that happen too, wont he?

Depends on how many brothers the guy has.

I’m sure we could come up with hundreds of different examples where it is a useful punctuation. Whats the problem with it?

See here:

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Using apostrophes properly is pretty much a shibboleth for deciding whether somebody is worth listening to.

I’m currently reading The Damnation Game by Clive Barker. Now I’m not in any position to criticize his punctuation, he’s a professional, but when he’s shortening “telephone” he uses an apostrophe.
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I’m sure it’s proper, but it stands out, too.

Or is it his own boat, used for hauling his brothers around?

What is to be gained by this elimination? I understand that it’s often unnecessary, but there are reasons for wanting written speech to be more precise than spoken speech.

Dear President Trump:

There are too many punctuation marks these days. Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

Respectfully, “What’s”.

Obviously, I was playing along.

It’s my wont to use apostrophes, so I won’t stop using them.

But don’t eat the yellow snow.

I think there’s at least one grownup in the administration who will demand you prove someone is using “3” as punctuation first.

Well, yes.

Many people misuse “there” and “their” (not to mention “they’re”). Should we spell all of them the same? That would probably cause less confusion than dropping the apostrophe.

They can be replaced with “thar”.