I think a great future in porn and adult toys is in the makings for our friend Elmo.
Quick, someone call Penthouse and Hustler!
“Maybe thay’re just looking” ?!? You say that as if it’s OK?!?!?
Perhaps they’re just sitting there leering at the little kiddies in their wet swimsuits so that when they get all stoked up they’ll probably just get up and go find someone in a furry red suit to molest instead?
I hate to burst your bubble, EJsGirl, but it isn’t Elmo who has something to fear from the leering SWM’s sitting on the bench.
Apparently it’s the normal, well-adjusted married guys from Pennsylvania that Elmo’s got to look out for.