Elongated Eggs?

Horizontally-enhanced hens lay enormous eggs ?

This may be an eggs-aggeration. :smiley:

Those eggs are real. Not laid of course, but processed into that loaf form.

That’s right. They’re actually laid by loaf-chickens.

Loaf-chicken are related to boneless chickens, right?

(Far Side boneless chicken ranch flashback)

Whence, following several months of mental abuse, comes mocked chicken loaf.

Now that’s a yardbird.