Elton John vs. Steve Irwin

Who wins? The Crocodile Hunter or the Crocodile Rocker?

The public, because we’ll be rid of one of them.

Could be an interesting twist on “choose your weapon”.

I do not know, but would pay-to-view.

Elton: “Is that a snake in your pants or are you just glad to see me? Ewwww, it is a snake!”

Elton John, if prepared.