A stupid story with a happy ending.
Dog acts like a dog, homophobic owner freaks out and leaves him to die because of imaginary gay cooties. :rolleyes: At least the attention led to the lady taking the poor dog in.
What an idiot.
Too bad they did not reveal the stupid, bigoted hick’s name.
That’s a ridiculous reason to give up a dog, but unfortunately people give up their pets for all kinds of stupid reasons. I don’t think it’s much better when people say they have to give up their pet because they are moving, having a baby, or just “don’t have time” for it anymore, which happens pretty much constantly (just look at your local Craigslist pets section and you’ll probably see dozens of ads with one of those three excuses).
Wow! That’s one I’ve never heard…and I volunteer at the city shelter and we hear a lot of stories. Like they got new carpet.
He hunched another dog? No he di-ent!
I suppose the “owner” hates Wednesdays too…
Two good old boys went to a UGA football game.
One of them noticed that Ugga the bulldog was on the sidelines licking his privates.
He nudged his buddy & said, “You know? I wish I could do that!”
His buddy replied, “You better not, that dog will bite you!”
Should have named him Sparky
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He hunched another dog? No he di-ent!
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Hunching is what one does in order to fit a large bite of something into one’s mouth - holding both hands in front chest high, the shoulders pull in together together and the head goes down toward the object being consumed. If I saw a dog giving another, same gender dog oral sex, I admit that I would entertain the thought that either dog 1 was a bit light on the pads or that dog 2 was a freaking genious.
If the dog was found humping another, same gender dog - well, that’s just what dogs do.
Hunching is humping. Hunched over is the posture you describe.
It’s a good thing he didn’t adopt my inter-species polyamourus lesbian dog and her two cat girlfriends.
Bill Donohue of the Catholic League claims that this story proves that gay people get special rights. :rolleyes:
I’m sure they would have taken him in at Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Animal Sanctuary.
The reference is to a show on the Food Channel called Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. The host often uses the term “hunching” to decribe his technique for eating a large sandwich. A play on words, as it were.
OK, that’s even stupider than the original story. Don’t these people realize what sort of dimwitted, reactionary, fearmongering clowns they sound like?
“Hunched over another dog” is actually the homophobic owner’s cover story.
In actuality, he was obliged, as dog-owners are, to express his dog’s anal glands by pinching them. But this time, as he did so, something tingled deep inside his loins. Something forbidding, yet compelling. He felt suddenly free, but just as swiftly terrified. Terrified of this strange, thrilling sensation.
I’d guess not. But then if they weren’t clueless idiots in the first place they wouldn’t have the attitudes they do.
As is naming him Elton, I guess.
You know what’s going to happen; homophobic dog owner is going to get another big scary male dog. New dog is going to do exactly the same thing, try to dominate another male dog, because that’s what they do. Homophobe dog owner is going to get rid of new dog, thinking “goddammit, what is with all these gay dogs?” Lather, rinse, repeat.
Homophobe owner finally gives up and gets fluffy white cat.
Nah. A mental giant like this is probably the sort who thinks that "cats are for girls!"
We had a young non-neutered male cat who would hump another one of our (male) cats. (We did get the cat neutered, and this behaviour stopped.)
And no, we didn’t give up any of our cats.