OCALA, Fla. (AP) - A man accused of fatally beating a dog because he thought it was gay was convicted of animal cruelty. George Stephens Finley, 58, could get up to a year in jail. Witnesses testified that Finley was upset that his wife’s neutered male poodle-Yorkshire terrier repeatedly tried to engage in sexual activity with another family dog, a male Jack Russell terrier.
“He felt that the dog was a queer-type dog and it made him
angry,” said Sheriff’s Capt. Mike McQuaig. Prosecutors said Finley hit the dog in the head with a plastic vacuum cleaner wand and hurled it against a tree. The dog lapsed into a coma and was put to death. Finley maintained he struck the dog accidentally. A jury found him guilty Tuesday.
Well, it’s a good thing he took action when he did. Given a little time, you know that dog would have subverted the family cat, the other dog and all the household fleas before setting his sights on the children. By golly, these dogs must be stopped! They must be beaten into submission and forced to hump human legs like normal dogs.
It’s well known that homosexuals use mind control to subvert our young. What isn’t well known is that they use dogs as agents. All it takes is one kid seeing a male dog going at it with another one and BAM! The kids a homosexual. This plague of dogs must be stopped. This man was a hero.
You just don’t get his rationale, do you? Clearly, the perpetrator was suppressing his own homosexual tendencies. The lack of leg humping led to jealousy which was the motivation for the murder. Who wouldn’t kill for the affection of a Jack Russell terrier?
Then again, maybe there was a video camera nearby and he was just making a beastialty snuff film.
I’m just curious if the perpetrator himself is feeling any hidden emotions and different “feelings” lately. I mean, he was carrying around a plastic vacuum cleaner wand when the incident occurred…
I had a gay cat once. I’m not making this up. He set his amorous sights on our other cat, a neutered male. The other cat was not pleased. When we got him (the gay cat) fixed, the amount of attention he was giving the other cat diminished markedly. Sadly, he was killed by the dog. My own dog, a homophobe. I feel so betrayed!
Anyhow, he “accidentally” hit the dog with a vacuum cleaner wand and flung it against a tree? Yep, this sure does a lot to dispel my stereotypes of gay-bashers…
neuro trash grrrl had a gay cat. Folks, how much proof do we need?? Gay animals are converting humans left and right. The evidence is right there! I say we take no chances whatsoever.
If a puppy looks at his little brother funny? Lock and load.
Little kitten plays with his dads tail? Smash it. It’s evil.
And don’t even get me started on those fucking bonobos.
My dog is a gay homosexual. Yes, sadly she is. I don’t know why this is so. I’ve lead such a pure life that I am horrified that she sees no difference in humping a male or female dog. Hell, I’ve caught that little bitch humping my pillow. And Gods know, she shouldn’t be trying to mount anything at all in that she is female. She should just lay back and enjoy being mounted by a male dog.
Gods help me! What am I to do? I guess I could whack her with the vacuum or parts there of… perhaps that is why dogs are so inherently afraid of that machine. They know it is the blinding sword to put an end to their bestial ways!
I had a neighbor who once had a male dog that not only was gay, but was inter-species gay! He would hump my male cat. Hell, he’d hump anything, but mostly males.
Well, what about dogs that hump humans? This makes them trans-species perverts. And male dogs that hump human male legs-well, we know what THAT means.
The man should have been sentenced to having the same thing done to him that he did to the dog.
I feel the same way about the cretins who bash gay people. They deserve to have the same thing done to them that they did to their victims. In this case, I think an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth is appropriate.
Omihell! I’ve been made interspeiciatedbisexual without my knowledge! My sister’s damn male dog humped my leg once. Does it count since it was neutered?
Damn. First I’m raped into the Pit and now this. It’s been one fuck of a day.
My usual excellent sense of humor just leaked out.
Critters are best friends and companions because they bond with us, and remind us that we’re animals. We have great brains that mislead us sometimes. Critters give us love, companionship, unqualified love and suffer because they remind us we’re messy, hormonally-driven animals. They’re “us” and “not-us”.
Somehow I find it hard to differentiate between inbred impulses, loyalty, undifferentiated gratification and boringly stupid, false boundaries.
::very tired sigh::
Isn’t it enough that we insist on dubious constructs for people, much less projec them onto critters?
Sorry, didn’t mean to suck the air outta the room.