Well, if male dogs are allowed to hump other male dogs, that destroys the sanctity of male dogs humping female dogs. We need to pass a “Defense of Male-Female Dog Humping” bill to protect this important institution from threats like this.
Hey, now, my cat is decidedly heterosexual - he’s fat, lazy, doesn’t lift a paw to do a damn thing around the house, and all he wants to do is eat.
Hey, maybe he’s converted me into a “guy-guy” instead of a “gay-guy” (for those who understand what I’m talking about)!
My favorite button: “Cats know what you’re thinking. They don’t care, but they know what you’re thinking.”
Esprix
Veb:
No, Veb, please don’t apologize. I actually feel rather guilty for having started off the replies of this thread with sarcasm. Incidents like the killing of this dog make me very tired and occasionally ashamed. Sometimes, the only way I can react is with cheerful mockery which makes it all seem just a tiny bit better. By expressing things that I find witty, I remind myself that there is so much goodness in humanity. Angry, sad little men who kill their dogs are not representative of our society, damn it. Sometimes I mock them to make myself feel better about the creepy, diseased underbelly of humankind, but, on occasion, mockery isn’t enough.
Well, if mockery isn’t enough, I’m in favor of neutering to make sure this slug doesn’t procreate.
On the lighter side, my two dalmations (who are sisters) are lesbians, they used to sixty-nine all the time. Well, it was when they were puppies, so maybe they were just experimenting. Although I have to admit Mugsy hates male dogs.
A man with a vacuum cleaner? Must be gay 
No, just desperate.
Just heard this morning the guy was sentenced to 6 mos. in jail, $500.00 fine, 100 hoiurs of community service and has to take an anger management class…
later, Tom.
Six months, huh? That should give him plenty of time to experience what he thought the dog was doing . . .
This is where creative sentancing could get really interesting. How would you sentance a man who killed a dog he thought was gay? I’m leaning torwards forcing him to live with queer dogs as the funnyily ironic punishment. Or, forcing him to work in a shelter for gay and lesbian youth as an actual punishment. What would other people do to him?
Ok, I’m new here but something tells me I dont always have to be PC>
IT’s just a fucking dog!!!
Who gives a rats ass.
Being cruel to animals is acceptable behavior, then?
Oldscratch: As a gay youth, I wouldn’t want a homophobic person working in a shelter for gay and lesbian youth, community service or not. shudder
The guy needs intensive therapy, that’s a given. I’m just glad he stopped with his dog. Animal cruelty is the first marker of someone being so non-empathetic they would kill a human if it pleased them. Maybe he can be helped, maybe he can’t. If his problems go beyond simple rage, hopes go down. Maybe his emotional state has just been left behind at two, and he needs help coping. Then again, perhaps he’s the next Bundy and nothing we can do will ever heal what was never there in the first place: Empathy.
I wonder how this nutjob feels about gerbils?
I was thinking more in a capacity where he wouldn’t actually get to interact with them. Maybe cleaning toilets or something. He would also have to go and personally apologize to every gay youth that was attacked.
I would have loved to have seen that guy’s face when he was being arrested. I imagine him uttering things like “It’s mah’ dog ahn I kin do as I please with im.” Yah know, like one of those combative, drunk, old, ruddy-faced red-necks (redundant?) you always see getting busted on the show COPS.
Exactly how much time a day do you people spend watching your pets trying to have sex with other animals??
An hour a day. Two tops.
oldscratch wrote:
OK, now just stop it - I just almost snarfed iced tea again.
Esprix
It’s not my fault esprix. he’s just a humping machine. I can’t leave him alone for 1 minute without him mounting some other hapless dog. In his defense he is only 5 months, techniclly a teenager, and his hormones are raging.