You know, if the subject really is Ultimate Trolls, we’re seriously barking up the wrong tree. I’d be much more inclined to vote in this guy (post 14 of the linked thread):
This, in response to a thread titled “R.I.P. Confederacy----and good riddance”.
That’s some primo-quality stuff right there.
Wait, you’re gonna hijack the one little the-rest-of-us-think-you’re-OK-I-guess trophy thread **lucy’**s likely to get so we can talk about OMGaBC?
Cold, dude.
Does the Louvre not, alongside every work by the great masters, display a paper plate of dog turds?
They don’t? Ah. Didn’t get around to going. Anyway, they should.
You know what hijacking I had a problem with? 9/11.
You know who else had a problem with 9/11? Godwin.
No, no from the way he carries himself I think he’s the Ultimate Prole.
Some people just want something to complain about.
The coffee at Peet’s wasn’t very hot today.
Amanda Peet’s not as hot as she used to be.
Hey! This is supposed to be about me! Me, me, me! Shit’s making me sad…hmmmm. The Sorrow and the Pitee. Germ of an idea, there…
Wow, that’s obscure. Your film major is showing.
Attention whore does not equal troll.
Spoken like a true…something.
The master speaks.
Damn, this shit’s getting dangerous. I’m gonna stay out of it, myself…
Internets … serious business
What’s a Prole?
Is it some sort of marital aid, like separate vacations?
Now that’s some trolling.
Which is more effective, bait casting or trolling? Assume we’re in a small boat in Galveston Bay.
Effective for fishing? Or effective for catching?
'Cos my idea of a successful day fishing does not involve having anything to clean at the end of the day.