Embarrassing Things You Can't Admit IRL

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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What are a few of the things you can admit here anonymously but wouldn’t dare tell anyone in real life?

A few of mine:

  1. I like the stupid movies from the Saturday Night Live people (Night at the Roxbury, Tommy Boy, It’s Pat, Superstar, Water Boy).

  2. I laugh at Adam Sandler, Pee Wee Herman, and :::gulp::: Pauly Shore.

  3. When I am alone, I fart and giggle my ass off. :::blush:::

  4. I always look into the toilet before I flush it. I am not sure what I am looking for, but I do it.

  5. Fish freak me out, BAD.

  6. I like stale, hard gum.

  7. I secretly like songs by N SYNC, Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, and Brandy (if she is the one who sings “The Boy is Mine”. I love that song.)

I also own (no one knows) CDs by The Righteous Brothers, Don McLean, TAFKAP, and Mark Chestnut, George Strait, Patty Loveless, Teri Clarke, Martina McBride, and :::double gulp::: Shania, and many other country CDs.

Most people think I am strickly the Smashing Pumpkin/Creed/Limp Bizkit/KMFDM/Nirvana/Pearl Jam/Alice in Chains/Stone Temple Pilots

Wait - I guess that in itself is pretty embarrassing. :frowning:

  1. I used to have another screen name and used it to gather internet porno. :::EFG:::

There is a lot more, but that it all for now.

>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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I can’t admit to anyone that I spend all my time at work reading this message board.

(I would also be scared if someone I knew was to read this MB they would instantly recognize my screenname, and then I wouldn’t be able to post anonymously anymore).

Ty Webb: I like you Betty.
Danny Noonan: That’s Danny, sir.

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If the Righteous Brothers are something to be embarassed about, I have a lot of blushing to catch up on.

Embarrassing likes for me:

Sugar Sugar by the Archies
Several songs by the Monkees

Wait, I’m just not ready to get into this right now…

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Diane, I’d post to this thread, but I can’t be seen talking to you anymore.

Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!

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Was it the fart confession or the one about Shania?

Oh yeah, and I LIKE the Celine Dion song from Titanic!

>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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I love the Monkees. I even watch the TV show whenever I know it’s on.

I like Leif Garrett, too.

I shouldn’t admit this here, but I’m going to anyway. Call it a cry for help. After countless attempts in the years since I read the first SD book, I’m still having trouble understanding what’s up with Schroedinger’s cat.

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There seems to be a musical theme here…

I like The Carpenters. What a voice Karen had.

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I like the clothes on the Lawrence Welk show. Sad, but true.

I feel so dirty.

Also, I spent several hours on the Small Wonder site last week in a masochistic awe. (For those that don’t know, check the Small Wonder thread or my sig-link, and beware.)

I feel dirty now.
HUGS
SqrlCub

Move over Satan. :wink: Now there’s something meatier. http://smallwonder.simplenet.com/COC.html

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I, too, check the bowl before sitting down. But I know what I’m looking for. Spiders. Big hairy, ugly, spiders that are planning to crawl up my butt. I think this started after seeing “Arachnophobia”.
Another thing I do is hide candy from the family. No one ever checks my underwear drawer…

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Uhhh, I check the bowl AFTER I am finished using the toilet. :confused:

>^,^<
KITTEN
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

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What’s wrong with that? Do you have Mindy McCready? I think you’d like her.

I don’t have anything that I’m ashamed to admit IRL. I admit that I like Hudson Hawk IRL, too.

“The secret of life is, there ain’t no secret, and you don’t get your money back.”

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I came to the conclusion a long time ago that I had no shame. Works so far…

Yer pal,
Satan

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Me-Tooing:

I like Leif Garrett, too. Yum! Double Yum!

I like The Carpenters. What a voice Karen had. I love Karen Carpenter. People in high school thought I was weird, but they would have thought that anyway.

I like the stupid movies from the Saturday Night Live people (Night at the Roxbury, Tommy Boy, It’s Pat, Superstar, Water Boy). But of course, this has nothing to do with the fact that I love SNL and locker-room humour

I laugh at Adam Sandler, Pee Wee Herman, and :::gulp::: Pauly Shore. see above

I always look into the toilet before I flush it. I am not sure what I am looking for, but I do it. Additionally, I check the TP, and won’t get up till I’m sure my ass is pristine

I secretly like songs by … Britney Spears, and Brandy (if she is the one who sings “The Boy is Mine”. I love that song.) Those silly boy bands could drown for all I care. But I’ve been known to crank up Britney and Brandy. Also, I love TLC and the Spice Girls.
Thing is (well, other than the bathroom part) I don’t care who knows. I just thought I’d let you know that you’re not the only one…

My stuff:

–I am an automotive nose-picker. For some reason, my nose instantly becomes dry and clogged as soon as I get in my car. At least I keep napkins handy…

–If I can’t find a nail clipper and I just can’t take it any more, I will commence biting my toenails.

Geez, I guess other than that, there isn’t much I wouldn’t admit to…

Either I’m boring, or I’m shameless.

“ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane
Chris’ Homepage: Domestic Bliss

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I keep thinking, and I just can’t come up with anything I can’t admit IRL. If people think less of me because of my tastes, screw 'em.

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I think that probably the most embarassing thing that I can’t admit in real life is the fact that I post to Web message boards under the name “neuro-trash grrrl”.

Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty!

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who cares what other people think… its not my place to judge or be judged…

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Here’s one for me:
I sucked my thumb until I was about 16. Yikes! I would never, ever tell anyone I knew that.
Also, I had to take my drivers test 3 times.
I have a real thing for cops and firemen.

Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
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the uh, knuckles on my big toes are hairy and the new sandals I bought were rubbing on the hairs and pulling them out. (Sigh) I actually shaved my toes :frowning:

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I shave my toes too.

I generally check the toilet also, mainly to make sure there isnt’ a skid mark on the bowl that I’ll have to scrub off.

I pick my nose. I’m sorry, but there isn’t any other way to get the crusty ones out!! Blowing doesn’t help, and putting tissue over my finger doesn’t either. I use a kleenex to wipe em on and I wash my hands after a particularly productive dig… (and I wash my hands freqently anyway).

I sniff the crotch/underarms of clothes and wear them again if they don’t make me choke.

I fart as loud as I can when I’m alone, then say, OUT LOUD, “Sparky!!” or "Kaia!!!’ or the name of whichever of my animals is around that the time.

I love to pop zits. I pop them in the visor mirror in the car if I’m not driving. I’ll pop anyone else’s zits who will let me. Got a back full of zits? I’m your woman.

Mind you, this is stuff that I WOULD admit freely, to anyone… just like I’m doing here… but it is still embarrassing stuff.

>^,^<
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Here it is, my big confession ::gulp::

I pee in the shower sometimes. Not in public showers, like at the gym, but at home, when I’m by myself.

It wasn’t always thus. I remember in college there was this joke (?) - Q: How do you tell if someone’s a WASP? A: They get out of the shower to pee. For the longest time I JUST DIDN’T GET IT, being, like, “Doesn’t everyone?” I’m happy to say I’ve loosened up a bit since then. (But still scored 58% on the Purity Test. ::sigh:: Guess I’ve still got some work to do.)