Continuing the discussion from Tell me you're a woman:
Let’s flip it: Tell me you’re a man without telling me you’re a man.
My stuffy nose is a horrible affliction and I’m Dieeeeeinggggg and so cold
I have a habit of sound-effecting many activities during everyday life
I fart loudly (and with secret pride) but I blame the dog.
I pee by sonar at night.
My marriage was saved by a self-closing toilet seat.
How you doin’?
I think it’s funny that I can set the turn signal sound in my car to “fart”.
I think it’s even funnier I can make the sound appear to come from the passenger seat.
When I strap something to the top of the car, I always tug on the strap twice and declare “that’s not going anywhere “
My left arm hurts and I’m having trouble breathing and my vision is blurring. Yeah, maybe I should go to the doctor, but I’ma wait a couple days and see if it gets better on its own first.
I don’t actually have these symptoms for real, don’t freak out
ive faced death for leaving the toilet seat up
I can wear the same pair of pants 4-5 days in a row and nobody will notice.
I own one pair of shoes.
I would sooner slit my own throat than talk to someone in a public restroom.
Just walk it off, man!
Penis.
I have lots of pockets and every single one of them is full of stuff.
No handkerchief or tissue, though.
My clothes usually have pockets and dress clothes are in darker colors.
Way to reinforce gender stereotypes. Again, not all men have beards or facial hair. Not all those with facial hair are men.
While out with friends, if I go to the restroom, I go solo.
I don’t wear “outfits”.
I limp when I have a cold.
I saw the juxtaposition of thread titles just now:
Tell me you’re a man without telling me you’re a man
My first DIY project: caulk in my shower
…and chuckled.
I’m cis, and I’ve got testicles. Everything else is stereotypes.