Tell me you’re a woman without telling me you’re a woman.
I just ate an amount of Pillsbury confetti funfetti icing out of the container.
I have sparkly painted toenails.
I’m a man. Really. But as to my wife …
I just ate an amount of [anything] out of the container.
would be proof positive you’re a male. In her mind, no female would ever do something that unsanitary. Eww! I think that’s silly, but that’s just me. But I’m one of those people, so she’s not surprised I think that. 
Although, ref beck, she does have sparkly toes.
Been there.
Done that.
I had periods until I went through menopause. That work for you?
My clothes don’t have enough pockets.
I’m always cold when I’m in the office.
I have a list on the counter.
In a frustrating turn of events, my uterus shed its lining 14 times in 2022.
Winner!
Don’t know if my participation as an XY is threadshitting, but in college, I was told, on more than one occasion, “You’d make a good mom.” (because of things like putting napkins in front of fellow students who were about to eat something messy)
I’m not really sure what this thead is about. Does questioning stereotypes constitute threadshitting?
A preteen child who is not in any way related to me regularly sleeps over at my house. I have no children of my own. She has a chaotic home life, so this is kind of her safe haven and place to get away from all that. We do all kinds of fun stuff together (make slime, do science experiments, paint, watch movies) and she sometimes goes home after dinner and sometimes stays over (like if her guardian is out of town or if she’s asked to come spend the night).
Nobody bats an eye at the fact that I spend all this time alone with this random kid.
I make less than male colleagues with lower qualifications who were hired years after me.
Thank you.
And to all the posters mentioning uteruses (uteri?) and menstruation- not all women have a uterus/menstruate and not every human who has a uterus/menstruates is a woman.
It’s tell me you’re a woman not define woman for other woman.
Getting mansplained again.
It is a lighthearted thread saying things you’ve done that people would be, Oh yeah, women do that.
No, not all women do, heck, I like football and mma bouts.
It was the frosting eating that made me think. And I regret eating that, too.
Good to know I wasn’t the only one raising an eyebrow at this thread.
If “tell me you’re a woman without telling me you’re a woman” means stating cis physical traits or stereotypical gender expression, then it’s unlikely that any women who don’t conform to that are going to be around to explain to you why it might not be so great for them.