Employer arrested for SPANKING employees!!

"At the company headquarters in Minneapolis, sales manager Tom Novetzke described Levengood as a “very Christian person,” adding that “We’ve never had a complaint.”

Being a Christian should have flipped everyone’s early warning system. :smack:

Well, there is that whole turn the other cheek thing.

Does this dude live in the real world? Doesn’t he realize that progressive employers give time-outs for naughty employees.

But what if they PREFER the spanking? I’d rather have one then have to stand in the corner. Unless there’s a rack there, then that’s a different story all together…

Gene, Gene, the ice-shaving and ass-busting machine…

Wonder if Tennessee has some type of cap on civil damages for a case like this.

Is Levengood a slime? Yeah

Are employees who get spanked (or their attorneys) entitled to a windfall settlement? NIMO

What’s a fair amount of damages to ask for?

So I guess the nipple-clamps are out too…

Nice slippin’ in of the Gong Show reference. . .

snickers

Million each. Oughtta make other randy bosses think twice before they start swatting bottoms.

(Disclaimer: I am not against spanking in a consensual setting, especially if nudity and bondage are also involved. But this wasn’t really consensual.)

If the boss is James Spader, sure. If not, no way.

I wonder if the guy will be tried by that judge that was beating off under his robes. We’re a nation of perverts, I tells ya!

:stuck_out_tongue:

This is actually refreshing. Most sexually aggressive perverts would scheme to sleep with their employees, or at least insist on a good BJ. This guy only wants to swat them on the ass. I think he should get a break.

Looks like Gene is pretty tore up about it all:

And for the defense, he could get that lawyer in Chicago who was making attractive female applicants let him tie them up and take pictures of them when they applied for work at his firm.

Reminds me of the dumbasses involved in an even stranger case…A lawyer (apparently related to Gene) did this to a client to improve her behavior in court so people wouldn’t think she was lying:

http://www.law.com/jsp/article.jsp?id=1024078985535

I think his client was just as wacky as he was.

Where do all the nuts come from? Are they falling from the trees or something?

Where is Zapp Brannigan when you need him:

Zapp: “I see! Does she by any chance give the crew members spankings?”
Fry: “No, she just makes do work and stuff.”
Zapp: “Good, good. But should she ever institute some sort of bare bottom spanking policy: Let me go in your place. I won’t have my comrades harmed”

At a regional meeting I attended recently, spanking was specifically mentioned as an inappropriate disciplinary action.

They were joking, but perhaps we should all have taken it to heart.

It sound like the premise of a really bad reality show…or really good erotica.

Might as well have Mr. “I am going to inject semen in your mouth” DDS on the jury

Damn, I missed that story! Link, perchance?