Ender's Game Cereal!!!

http://www.philoticweb.net/movie/

I found this somewhat surreal:

“The cereal will be comprised of frosted whole weat(sic) pellets, as well as marshmallows in the shape of Ender, Bean, Valentine, Peter, Achilles, Bonzo, Graff, and the Buggers. The cereal will have two special features as well. When two opposing characters such as Ender and Bonzo touch each other, they will release a swirl of orange into the milk. Also, when Bean is immersed in milk he will grow to about 2.5 times his original size.”

Um, yeah. I own all four Ender books and two of the Bean ones but this is still one of the dumbest things I’ve heard.

…I’ll still buy a box though

Whoosh

DAMMIT!!!

Yes, I failed to notice the date on that entry… I got whooshed good.