This is a stupid question, but it has bothered me for literally 20 years now, far longer than one should be bothered by such a stupid question.
Is anyone familiar with the song Endicott? Have you seen the video? Is it meant to be a spoof on the character of Clayton Endicott III from Benson? I don’t know if that’s what the writer of the lyrics had in mind, but it seems to me like that’s the way they went in the video.
For your edification, here are the lyrics: http://theorem.ca/~manttila/lyrics.html
Unfortunately, I can’t find the video on-line.