Endorsed by a pugilist

While waiting for my prescription at the drugstore I bought a George Foreman “Lean, mean, fat reducing, grilling machine.” I gave it a try on some burgers that night and the little sucker works great. I’ve read claims that it doesn’t really reduce fat as much as the George claims but it made an excellent non-greasy burger in a few minutes time. Since then I’ve used it to grille vegtables and turn boneless chicken thighs into quick sandwiches. It’s one more thing to clutter my kitchen but a useful one.

Now I’m on the lookout for more similar products. Where can I find a Gerry Cooney food processor or a Leon Spinks pasta maker?

Y’know, I’m positive that there’s a great Mike Tyson-Ear joke waiting to be made here. Unfortunately, I’m not really clever enough to do a good one right now. . . :smiley:

I just bought Dr. Ruth’s Salad Spinner.

I already own The Quentin Tarantino Ab Roller and the Steven Wright Kareoke Machine.

ROFLMAO…
I had this great picture in my head of Steven Wright doing LoveShack…

OK… it was funny to me…

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