John Wayne for President. Has a nice ring to it.
NinjaChick,
I love you.
I thought it was pretty funny anyway. Lighten up, Hostile Fetus.
:smack: Sorry, Sitnam.
If you’ve seen the Futurama episode, I guess…
Nothing to do with lightening up–I just didn’t think it was funny. I guess YMMV.
No problem.
Given that he’s been dead for a good while now, I’m guessing his campaign slogan will either be “Git me out of this box, you varmits!” or “Braaaaaaiiiiiiins!”
He would have had to take a huge cut in pay and I can just hear him saying, “What? Leave show business?”
I see no evidence that this is a negative.
John Wayne, Undead Actor President.
Of course, we’d have to immediately attack his military record. The man made a lot of war movies, but there’s some talk that he did everything he could to stay out of the big one.
He was also anti-pilgrim.
Yeah. I was on board until I found out about his anitpilgrimitism. How can his supporters condone that kind of talk at the rallys?
Hell, no, our enemies woudn’t challenge McCain. You know why? ‘Cause that man is just a stone-cold motherfucker, that’s why. He’s like fuckin’ Keyser Soze–McCain would kill his own grandmother, he’s just that cold. No WAY would any of our enemies fuck with that.
Certainly not the batshit insane group that actually wants to die fighting against us! Nosireebob, once they learn that McCain might kill them, they’ll scamper off into some quiet corner somewhere and give up on that silly idea of Martyrdom. 