Engelbert Humperdinck is God.

The BBQ Pit
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I am deeply saddened that so many of you continue to reject the truth. I mean, there are STATISTICS, people! For those of you who share my extra-sensory ability to perceive the truth, please join me in a moment of devotion.

Come! Let us pray!

Oh, Engelbert, who art in Vegas,
Headlined be thy name.
Thy tour bus come,
Thy show be done,
In Kansas as it is in Vegas.
Give us this day our daily croon.
Forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who listen to Tom Jones.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from Elvis.

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Blasphemy!!

but hilarious blaphemy. Good thing Clapton has a sense of humor.

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Vocal majesty? Vocal majesty? If you people want vocal majesty, I suggest you listen to none other than Captain Beefheart.

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Clapton is a merciful god but he also has a wicked sense of humor.

That is why if you screw up again he will be replacing all your cd’s with Humperdinks.

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Puh-lease, release us,
Let this go…

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NO NO NO!!! You are all going to rot in Humperdink HELL!!!

Glenn Miller is GOD!!!

Heathens!

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Rubbage, all of you, Creedance Clearwater Revival are the Gods.

There are no other.

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Humperdink? I didn’t think women had dinks.

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You are ALL wrong - Mick Foley is God…

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[sigh] Reprise, dear misguided soul, you are [sigh] wrong.

Mick Foley is NOT god. He is but a cheap (and I mean CHEAP) imitation of the real thing. [bigger sigh]

Ry Cooder is God.

(He had a mainline to Jesus don’t forget!!)
BTW WhoTF is Mick Foley???

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Hes a wrestler whos known for being a “hardcore” wrestler to the point that hes burned hiself alive broken various bones taken 30-50 food dives,slams ect off steel cages

He even wrestled in “deathmatch” rings filled with steel tacks japanese landmines ect

So the fans who like that style of wrestling thinks hes “'god”

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See You In Hell, Blind Boy

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It’s just a funny little, pissant place, nothing too high-toned (CS reference. Singer, movie and year if you want points).

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I’ll bite.

Dolly Parton, The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, 1978

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CS reference? :confused:

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Oh, nevermind. I should’ve read this first.

There was something about a ‘little pissant place’ in BLWIT, though.

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“CS” = *Cafe Society[i/].

Dolly Parton sang the song in the movie “Best Little Whore-house in Texas” - thus the obscure reference to “CS”.

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OK , mod-type person. I’ve obviously screwed up the “italics” code here. Can a mod fix it for me, and can you redirect all of us to why * and * no longer work?

Thankies.

Please tell me I don’t have to use HTML codes…puh-lease.

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You have to put the slash before the “i”, not after.

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I’ve gotta stop trying to read between every line on the board. Damn all these Englebert threads. After reading the thread I linked, I somehow got CS=Chris Sarandon.

Anywho, if I got points, Yay me!