Another chapter in the continuing SDBM “One Trick Pony” Chowder and Marching Society saga:
Sweet Willy: …and so, I conclude that
Everyone else (in unison): …Jews suck :rolleyes:
Father John: Yes Willy. Father John knows you think Jews suck. Even Father John is sick of hearing how much you hate Jews.
Sweet Willy: Did I mention that Jews made the Nazis hate them?
K-K: Yes! YEs! WE GET IT!!
Sweet Willy: Because I have some theories on Jews…
< Before KK can strangle Willy, there’s a timid knock on the door. Deeward sticks his head inside >
Deeward: Hi. I’m disgusted by the fact that everyone doesn’t love Englebert Humperdink. Is this where one of the twenty-seven billion Englebert Humperdink fan clubs meets?
KK: No, but c’mon in anyway, Big Fella. Would you like to get a blow-job?
Deeward: What?!
KK (thinking quickly): Englebert Humperdink wants you to get a blow-job!
Deeward: What? He does? Oh. Ok!
(He begins to unzip his pants)
Jack Dean Tyler: Hey, KK: find out if he’s circumcized.
Deeward (rapidly rezips): What?
Sweet Willy (muttering): What kind of a name is Humperdink anyway? It sounds Jewish.
Father John: So tell Father John about this Englebert fella. Does he drive an SUV?
Deeward: I…don’t know. But he has the largest fan club in the world.
KK: Really? I’d love to see his “fan club”. Especially if it’s so large.
Jack Dean Tyler: His “fan club” probably isn’t circumcised if it’s so large. Circumcision takes at least 4 inches off the penis!
Deeward: Yo…you’re listening to me? And you’re not using four letter words?
Sweet Willy: As long as you’re not a Jew (did you know that Jews suck?), I’ll be happy to hear what you have to say!
Deeward: I love Englebert! His name is like…like…well, say it loud and there’s music playing. Say it soft and it’s almost like praying: Englebert Humperdink! Did you know that some people claim that Englebert is unattractive? I think they’re just jealous, since he’s a stud-muffin! He has a lot of female fans. And not just old yukky ones either.
KK: Does he like getting blow-jobs from his fans?
Deeward: “Blow” and “Jobs” are four letter words. They make Englebert cry.
KK (thinking fast again): Um…“oral” no. Hmmm…Does he like “mouth-penis sex?”
Deeward: I bet he does!
(Fade out)
Fenris, who risked life and limb to get these transcripts!
