Another transcript of the secret meeting of the SDMB One-Trick-Pony Chowder and Marching Society
SeaSorbust: Y’know guys, I’ve been posting on other topics than flaming asteroid doom and I think I kinda like it. I don’t really feel like I fit in here anymore, but I’ve got a doozy of a replacement for me:
Hiyruu: Does his name cosmically harmonize with Phi?
Sea: Um. Sure?
K-K: Does he like oral sex? 'cause I love giving it!
Sea: <blinks> Ok. Anyway, I’d like you to meet Sweet willy
Sweet Willy: Jews suck.
K-K: <leers> So do I honey!
Sweet Willy: I’m not an anti-Semite, but Jews just…well…they suck!
FatherJohn: Father John wonders if Jews Drive SUVs? He thinks they do! If they do, Father John agrees they suck!
Sweet Willy: m-w.com defines sucking as
Main Entry: 1 suck
Etymology: Middle English suken, from Old English sucan; akin to Old High German sugan to suck, Latin sugere
Date: before 12th century
1 a : to draw (as liquid) into the mouth through a suction force produced by movements of the lips and tongue <sucked milk from his mother’s breast>
Hiyruu: Does their suction come from Phi? Or Phi-Love/Happiness?
Sweet Willy: Love? No!! I hate Jews. They’re evil. They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked a suck!
K-k, Hiyruu, FatherJohn and Sea Sorbust all back away a bit. Hiyruu wipes some flecks of spittle and foam off his shirt.
Sweet Willy: I want to become a Jew so I can show them how stupid and sucky they are! How do you become a Jew!
Suddenly the door bursts open and a late arrival rushes in!
Jack Dean Tyler: We’re talking about circumscision today, right?
Everyone blinks. For once, Jack’s comments are strangely appropriate.
SeaSorbust: Uh-huh. Look I hope you all have a really good time together.
Jack Dean Tyler: Circumcision sucks!
Sweet Willy: Jews circumcise people!
Both together: Jews suck!
K-K: <plaintivly> So do I, Dammit!
Thanks, and good night.
Roving Reporter Fenris (who notes, dear reader, I have to comment that the only way to circumcise Sweet Willy would be with a trepaning saw)