Hah hah! 4 words! You suck!!
… what?
I DEMAND THAT THE SDMBOTPCMS IMMEDIATELY REVEAL THE WHEREABOUTS OF FORMERAGENT HE IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS PLEASE RESPOND LATER AS I MUST PARALLEL PARK NOW.
I’m thinkin’ that Kirkland is actively lobbying for membership, too.
Martha Stewhearts Tip of the Day: If you buy those cheap disposable aluminum pizza pans you can fashion one into quite a respectable Chinese-coolie type hat. And they last much longer than ordinary aluminum foil!
Ooh! Look, the smilies are rainbowed again!
Mmmmm … pony chowder …
I think we can safely add Skemper to the list.
It’s chow-dah! CHOW-DAH!!
Ohhh so I become Jewish and I get free blowjobs?
Where do I sign up?
Aww christ, I’m too lazy to become jewish, no blow jobs for me 
I’m not interested in Chowder, Marching, Tricks or Ponies, but I still want to join, why can’t I join? What makes you all think you are better than me? Waaah!
SCORE!!!
But does OG hate this?
(OG SMASH SMASHIE! SMASHIE SWEET WILLY AND JDT’S UNCIRCUMCIZED LOVE-CHILD!)
Dear Fenris, I really appreciate threads like this.
I, and I am sure many other Fenris Fans fans, get to have the fun of a safe glimpse of the posters we’d rather avoid, without the dreadful stress of having to wade through the appalling arguments and counterarguments, and squabbles and mess.
And of course, the examination of bad posting styles helps us all stay aware of what makes a good Doper, and raises the level of conversation here.
Thank you for informing, elevating and amusing us.
Redboss