Pass on the “naked scan” and opt for the full contact search. As you’re being groped, make sex sounds and words.
“Oh baby, Yeah, right there, do it, yesss yesss yesssss”
Can they jail me for this?
Peace,
mangeorge
Don’t tease me, bro’!
“I’ll have what he’s having.”
Me? I’m having fun. It doesn’t take much, I admit. I have a low threshold for joy.
You are totally welcome to join in. 
Well, I was trying. I meant that that’s what I would say if I was asked what kind of search I preferred and you were standing there doing that. :smack:
Yeah, that’s how I took it. You see someone having fun, it’s only natural to want to join in. Do you think they might bust us on some technicality? Pubic, I mean public fun, maybe?