Fuck should show up in MORE places, not fewer. Like in some famous movie quotes, ‘Fuck’ should be there.
Lois Lane: You’ve got me!? Who the fuck’s got you!?
Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a flyin’ fuck.
Chief Brody [Jaws2] : Get the fuck out of the water! Get the fuck out of the water!
Jaws 1, Dryfus/Hooper: You dumb fuck! This was no boating accident!
There’s a joke about teeth in there somewhere (F is the chemical symbol for Fluorine), but damned if I can find it…
Gee, and I thought fucking was always good, Pit or no. 
But, ya gotta love a good FUCK.
Uffda!
What the frell?
Esprix
That’s what I was gonna fuckin say.
Hey, if I stop saying “fuck,” I’m giving up half my vocabulary.
Ffffff…oolish mortals!!
Fuck, I just fucking snorted my fucking beverage through my nose.
Fuck-a-doodle-doo.
“Probably got it from his old man”
moejuck (who truly should’ve just gone that extra step) better not watch Glen Gary Glenross
fcuk!
Swearing is a fucking GREAT tension release.
Don’t do it in front of old people, kids, or loudly in public if you can help it.
Nobody is going to get roasted in hades for it, because your deity of choice has MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS…
Besides. It’s much too satisfying to threaten someone with getting ASS FUCKED by an eight dicked walrus. Hehe.
Go watch Casino on USA. You’ll be begging to hear ‘fuck’ again after watching Sharon Stone scream “FREAK YOU, YOU FREAKIN’ MOTHERFREAKER!!!”
Hahahah oh I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking while reading that.
I’m just wonderin what exactly a ‘cunty buttfuck’ is.
[Jerry Seinfeld]
“it’s like, it’s cunty, but yet it’s a buttfuck… what is the DEAL???”
[/Jerry Seinfeld]
Oh yea, iampuhna, yours was damn funny too.
Now let me add my personal flare to this thread.
FUCKING ASS BLOW FUCK
Just remember folks, bigger is better!
FUCK!
No, we need more fuck.
FUCK!
Yes, that’s good, but we need some color.
FUCK!
Hmm, not quite there. It’s doesn’t quite have the right oopmh yet. How about…
FUCK!
Ah, yes, a big, loud, throbbing, fuck. Excellent. And once more, with feeling:
FAAAAKKKKK!
[Carlin]
I am Fuck.
Fuck of the MOUNTAIN!
[/Carlin]
Philster, you missed my favorite, from Jaws:
“We’re gonna need a bigger fucking boat.”
oh fuckryingoutloud
Is it just me or did some fuck have a fucking brain tumor for fucking breakfast?
Thank you all, mission accomplished.
Do we have a term for this on the SDMB? On a newsgroup I used to frequent it was called predator-raptoring. I don’t know why.
The idea is posting something that you know will give some predetermined response. It’s not quite trolling, because you’re not being inflammatory, but you’re still just posting something for the sake of getting some standard reply.