"Enough is enough! I have had it with these m*****f*****g snakes in my m*****f*****g underwear!""

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Snakes in Underwear Smuggler fined $400.

2

MacGruber: Well, everday’s a workout when you gotta carry around a 20 pound python in your jeans.
Frank Korver: You and your dick comments.
MacGruber: It’s fun to say them.
Frank Korver: It’s fun to hear them.
MacGruber: That’s why I say them.
Frank Korver: And that’s why I listen.

3

“I swear, officer, these aren’t my snakes. I was holding them for my friend!”

4

I can imagine the excuses:

“The tortoises? Um, well, I play catcher on a baseball team, and we’re trying to find eco-friendly protective gear…”

5

I think that calls for a link to Derek and Clive, don’t you? “Endangered Species”, one of the most socially acceptable of the Derek and Clive works (which is not to say that it’s socially acceptable at all.)

6

I do not think that is what is usually meant by “trouser snake”. :eek: