Okay. This is my first rant and it’s a bit long…but I can’t stand it anymore. Ack.
A Message to my Brain:
We need to have a few words. You have totally pissed me off. You should have realized this, after all you are MY brain and everything.
YOU are the one who started this, damn it. YOU are the one who convinced me that my relationship was going nowhere. You gave a convincing argument that it would be better to just stop it from going any further. You told me that my life couldn’t POSSIBLY be any worse without him than with him. And I agreed.
So what the HELL do you think you are doing now, making me dream about him almost every night for the last two weeks???
Okay. I understand how some dreams serve the purpose of “cleaning out” the mind – deciding what to keep and what to toss. Fine. But to dream of HIM constantly for two FUCKING WEEKS?
And what have I been dreaming? Oh, you know, I suddenly become this fucking wishy-washy obsessive bitch. In one dream, I drove to his house, waited until he left, and then broke in and ate his food and trashed his house. Brain, when have I ever done any such thing? When the fuck have I even suggested that I WANT to do such a thing? Despite what YOU think, I do have a fucking life, thanks.
You are SO pissing me off. In other dreams you’ve been having me calling him on the phone, trying to ICQ him, email, wandering around his city trying to find him. WTF??? I
There are hundreds, thousands of good looking, intelligent, funny men I COULD be dreaming about but NO. You INSIST on putting him as the star of my dreams.
Let me make this perfectly clear to you stupid brain. It is not my idea of a good start to my day to think about the asshole who broke my heart. Okay?
You know what Brain? If you weren’t attached to me I would have stuck an ice pick in you this morning. I do NOT want you making me dream about begging HIM to have sex with me. Fuck you for thinking I want that! It will be a cold day in hell before I would even let him touch me again.
I futhermore do NOT want ONE MORE DREAM where I am running into him everywhere I go. You are not only pissing me off but making me sick. I don’t want to think about HIM AT ALL. Stop forcing him on me! Have I made myself clear??
Have a nice fucking day.