Enough with the incompetent flirting

Maybe she just wants to tell him to get a fucking grip in private?

If not then it reinforces mine and many other males opinion that we’ll never understand women.

Indeed, it could be that if you just annoy them enough for long enough, they give in.

Nah.

On the other hand, we must consider the idea she may have been duped.

If she is telling him in private, she’s a better woman than I. I prefer doling out humiliation to men in public. Really, though, as disrespectful and annoying as he’s been, he does deserve to be told off publicly.

Pshaw. Women are so easy to read. It’s men that are enigmatic puzzles. How can you possibly be thinking of ‘nothing’ at all?

:smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

This might result in a drastic re-think by everyone. Start composing your retractions now. I’m claiming what might have appeared to be sarcasm was actually me being deadly serious. Honest.

Bah, retract nothing I say. Nothing. We should all learn from the Iraqi info minister and deal with such contradictions with aplomb and panache. Simply deny.

Erm, could it possibly be that she just wants to go for lunch?

Here are some possibilities of what I am really thinking about (alphabetically)
[list=a]
[li]baseball[/li][li]boobs[/li][li]hockey[/li][li]lunch[/li][li]the boobs of the woman standing down the hallway[/li][li]your boobs[/li][/list=a]

“Nothing” just seems like the safest answer most of the time.

That’s right mate, let us stick to the party line until… well the hopeless sod comes bragging. Although I believe jjimm owes us some confirmatory investigations.

Hey Gary put that razor down. Occam may need it.

Any (straight) man who says that is lying. Our default setting is boobs.

On preview, exactly what **
This Year’s Model** said, minus the sport.

Oops! looks like your only saving grace here is having used the past tense…
Unless she really just was hungry, and maybe out of cash :smiley:
(ducks)

This is similar to my own list, except I think about boobs a bit more, instead of baseball or hockey. Shit, I event hought about my boss’ boobs!

So, it’s just that simple? But when I say, “No, really. What are you really thinking about?” I still get, “Nothing.”

Gosh, my boobs must be nicer than I think.

Sorry Ana, my mind was somewhere else. What did you say?

hrmph

I said, “Want to go shoe shopping?”

:eek:
Pull the other one…

Does it involve beer?

So, jjimmm, are they back from lunch?

Does he have a black eye or a smile on his face? Answers, man! We need answers!!!

(Don’t worry, spring break only lasts until the end of this week!)

They’ve yet to design a women’s shoe shop with a bar, but if they do, I’m certain it’ll be in Ireland.

Boobs is my default setting as well. Of course my SO knows that so she doesn’t ask me such silly questions unless it’s right after sex. In which case I’m either brain-numb or floating on a sea of sweet sweet bliss…
Then boobs comes back into focus. Gods, we men really are pigs sometimes :smiley: