i still think leaving the lid up is the equivilant of leaving your cabinets and drawers open, but it seems to me that the main problem is with people who don’t want to be surprised about whether the seat is up or down. so, only one solution makes sense: pick one or the other and make everyone in your family conform to it. more women than men in your family? everyone leaves the seat down. more men? leave the seat up? cats, dogs or small children? leave the lid down.
once you’ve done this and gotten used to it, it won’t matter if the seat is up or down. whatever you’re used to is what you will expect when you get up in the middle of the night. thus, no problem!
I live with a housefull of guys. They ALWAYS leave the seat up. So I definitely look before sitting down.It doesn’t really bother me, though, unless they miss and leave me looking at a rim full of dried up piss. To get back at them, though, I always put the seat and lid down. I actually have observed my housemate run into the washroom when he really had to go, and heard him curse, followed by the sound of the lid hitting the tank as he flung it up. Small paybacks, but fun
Single male here: Lid, well, anywhere, but the seat stays down. When you have to clean your own toilet, you quickly realize that a seated position improves your aim immeasurably (especially if you’re suffering from the forked-pee problem, when you have two streams neither of which manages to hit the bowl). Especially since I’m usually wearing shorts at home (my apt’s overheated in winter and undercooled in summer), it’s not an inconvenience. But a taller, handic®ap toilet helps.
one other thing about carpeted toilet lids…if you’re a guy, and you don’t realize the lid’s down, and you’re peeing in the dark, it can take quite a little while for you to realize that all is not in order as the carpeted lid absorbs the sound.
Goo, you’re an Aussie, right? I don’t know whether you’ve ever been to the U.S., but the toilets there are waaaaay different to the toilets here in Oz. The water can come almost all of the way to the top of the bowl. It’s bloody bizarre. When you flush, the water drains away, and fills back up again with new water. You could easily get your butt wet if you were caught unaware.
(In Australia, toilets have a little pool of water sitting in the very bottom of the bowl. The bowl fills up when you flush, and then all the water gets drained away. To get your arse wet, you would have to be folded in half, have your butt shoved into a pencil sharpener, and then forcibly inserted into the very bottom of the toilet bowl. Highly unlikely, even when groggy.)
Thanks, Monkey Chews, that is probably the best description of what it would take to get your butt wet on an Aussie toilet, seat or no seat ! Now I can see how Myrnaleneet al got their tushies wet ! I withdraw all criticism on that point. If you guys ever see the average water level in an Aussie toilet, you will understand my incredulity.
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What’s the story with all the water ? You want your deposits bathed properly before being whisked away ? Smells like a lot of water wastage to me. Or is your plumbing completely different too?
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I’m still shuddering about getting a wet arse… Eeww. The feeling would be so bad that I would ummm look before I sat ! Whoever said it previously had the right idea. Decide on how the seat should be in your house, then whoever disregards this should be dealt with… how about making them clean the bathroom ?
Never been pregnant, huh? Believe me when I tell you that it can seem like an eternity and you know you cannot POSSIBLY get that large in just nine months! She’s talking about being HUGE with child and feeling like she’s been that way forever. (And if you think break-dancing is a fad that’s passed, I can assure you that babies in utero still engage in it–directly upon your bladder)
Just so you will understand the reference!
P.S. I never understood why it was such a problem for a man to lower the seat. It wasn’t too heavy to lift UP, so why is it so much trouble to put DOWN?? I must say this though–my hubby rarely leaves the seat down. I’ve got a good one!
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