Enright3 rehashing an old 3 minute mystery

This is an oldie, but no one’s said it yet. Maybe I’ll be lucky and it will be so old that no one remembers it. Hey, it could happen! I get good use out of old jokes that way! Anyway…

A man is hiking in the mountains when he sees a cabin. Without even looking inside, he knows everybody inside the cabin has been killed. How?


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The cabin has been burned down.

The cabin has been burned down.
No

It’s the cabin of an airplane that has crashed on the mountain.

Gee,
Do I get an award for the REAL one second mystery?

I should have known better. Once again the dopers are too hip to be cool.


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Don’t know if this one’s been done in one of the other threads:

A man lies dead in a room, with 53 bicycles around him. What happened?

–John


'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

I know that one John, so I’m not gonna answer.

But I will say that I almost killed the friend who told it to me.


You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.

[hint] Well, he’s dead because there should have been 52 instead of 53… [/hint]

Ah ha! I know I know! (Because of the hint.)

Killed for having an extra ace up his sleeve?


“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-

I don’t know what bicycle decks you guys play with, but mine always have TWO jokers thus 54 cards.

HUGS!
Sqrl


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Yeah S-Cub, but do you play poker (or hearts, etc) using the jokers?

Yes, they make good wild cards; however, if they weren’t playing with jokers than there should have been 52 cards.

HUGS!
Sqrl


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