This is an oldie, but no one’s said it yet. Maybe I’ll be lucky and it will be so old that no one remembers it. Hey, it could happen! I get good use out of old jokes that way! Anyway…
A man is hiking in the mountains when he sees a cabin. Without even looking inside, he knows everybody inside the cabin has been killed. How?
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-